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14
Mar
08

Eastern Conference, Round 2 …

So no upsets so far, unless you think Houston being Houston is going to be a surprise …

(1) Celtics vs. (4) Cavaliers:  So here is the round where we see if LeBron’s new supporting cast is good enough to match a stacked team in a seven game series. They will at the very least have to win one game on the road. Their road record is 16-19 so far, 6-10 against teams .500 or better. I liked what the guys doing the game for TNT last night said when they pulled up the number of wins the Cavs had when trailing entering the fourth. They brought up the fact that Cleveland was 15-24 when trailing, which means that they have been trailing in 39 games this season entering the final quarter. Over half the games. So let’s look at the matchup:

Guards:  Boston has Allen and Rondo, with Eddie House, Cassell and Gabe Pruitt off the bench. The Cavs counter with West and Pavlovic starting, and Daniel Gibson, Devin Brown and Damon Jones off the bench. The Celtics have the edge in starters, but Pavlovic can get hot from outside. The health of Booby and the play of Devin Brown will play a large factor in this matchup, but I still like Rondo too much not to tip the scales towards Boston.  Advantage:  Celtics

Frountcourt:  The Celtics start Pierce and KG at forward, Perkins at center. Coming off the bench at forward are Posey, Big Baby and Leon Powe, with the occasional Scalabrine sighting. The Cavs have LBJ and Wally at forward, big Z if he’s healthy at center. Their bench consists of Anderson Varerjao, Joe Smith and Ben Wallace. The Celtics can match up well against the Cavs, better than before, because there is no real low-post scoring threat for him to worry about. With the flight of Gooden, Ilgauskas provides the points and Wallace and Varejao pick up rebounds. Except that nobody on the Cavs can guard KG. He can move to center and allow Big Baby and Powe to run the 4, and they’ll still outplay whoever is guarding them. Joe Smith is a nice shooter, but no big improvement over James Posey. Paul Pierce owns Wally Zczerbiak (who from now on will be refered to by me as ZCZ), and will do a decent job guarding LeBron. Factoring in an amazing performance by LBJ doesn’t overshadow all of the deficiencies of their front line in this matchup.  Advantage:  Celtics

Prognostication:  The Celtics take the first three games. LeBron puts up 55, 12 and 10 in the fourth game and the Cavs squeak by in the fourth game. Boston cleans up its business at home, where their 29-4 home record is second only to Utah.  Celtics in 5.

(2) Pistons vs. (3) Magic:  So with the Cleveland LeBrons out of the running, let’s see if Orlando can pull off the upset.  The season series is tied 2-2, with both the Pistons and the Magic stealing one in the other’s building.  The matchup:

Guards:  The Pistons start the Dynamic Duo at the guard position, but their bench is a couple of youngsters (Stuckey and Afflalo) and Juan Dixon.  This is a sizable improvement over last year’s backups, and this has allowed Billups and Hamilton to get more rest.  Both of their minutes are down from last year, and they’ve only missed a combined 3 games this year compared to 17 last year.  Orlando starts Jameer Nelson and Keith Bogans, and brings Mo Evans, Dooling and J.J. Redick off of the bench.  Don’t think I really need to go into details on this one.  Advantage:  Pistons

Frountcourt:  The Pistons go deep.  Prince and McDyess start at forwards, with Sheed starting at center.  Their bench starts with Maxiel and Jarvis Hayes, and goes to Theo Ratliff, then Amir Johnson, then Walter Herrmann … They might have one of the best little big guys off the bench in Maxiel, and Ratliff is still averaging 2 blocks a game, albeit in 16 games.  As long as Jarvis Hayes doesn’t shoot any more threes, they should be good.  Orlando counters with Turkoglu and Rashard Lewis at forward, and Superboy at center.  Their bench consists of Brian Cook, Adonal Foyle, and then a bunch of scrubs to pick up tiny minutes.  Orlando’s big three average 38 minutes a game, so this might not be that much of a problem.  The problem is that Tayshuan Prince was tailor-made to take out guys like Hedo.  Rashard Lewis would need to step up huge, and I have a hard time seeing that happen.  Can Detroit contain Dwight Howard?  They can throw enough people at him.  Detroit’s team defense can prevent him from getting the touches necessary for a 40-point game, so Sheed won’t have to worry so much about playing the kind of defense he used to play when he was with the Blazers trying to stop Shaq.  Frankly, I don’t know if he still can.  Maxiel’s energy and athleticism tip the scales.  Advantage:  Pistons.

Prognostication:   Detroit gets whatever it wants offensively from the perimeter, penetrates, maybe even gets Howard into foul trouble.  Orlando is depending on monster games from their big three, and Tayshaun will be able to neutralize either Lewis or Turkoglu.  That means the other one has to be able to take on a bigger role.  Superboy will show up, but it won’t be enough.  Pistons in 4.

Stay tuned for Western Conference, Round 2 …

Lysol

14
Mar
08

KG to Craig Sager: “Put down the suit and no one gets hurt”

Kevin Garnett won my vote for MVP today. And it doesn’t have a goddamn thing to do with basketball. I was turned onto this video by Loy’s Place on Ballhype.com:
14
Mar
08

Bar fuel …

Slightly less important than what you’re drinking, but slightly more important than those nuts you really shouldn’t be eating … god knows how old they are … anyways, I seem to have lost my point. Oh yeah …

So what are your arguments at the bar? Your buddy is bringing some weak shit in his NBA talk, and you need something to come back with. But you’re probably too drunk to remember anything more than a few simple stats …

Fun facts about how much better the Western Conference is than the Eastern Conference:

1. Boston has a bigger lead on the 2nd seed, Detroit, than the Lakers have on the 8th seed, Golden State

2. 9th seed Denver would currently be running 4th in the East, with a game and a half to spare over Cleveland

3. 5th seed Toronto trails Boston by 17 and a half games, a full game more than Sacramento trails the number one team in the West, the Lakers

4. Golden State has 40 wins, meaning that they could win only 4 more games and finish 44-38. Eastern 8th seed, New Jersey, would have to win their remaining 17 games to reach that record.

5. Miami, currently so far out of the reach of the playoffs that their players are waiting for the NIT selection show, ISN’T TECHNICALLY OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS IN THE EAST. They certainly would be in the West; in fact, a team with nearly twice as many wins as the Heat will probably be the fourth team in the West to lose all mathematical hope of the second season after Golden State abuses Phoenix tonight.

6. The West has twice as many teams with winning records (10) than the East (5).

7. Boston is one game away from clinching their division. Detroit has 6 games, Orlando 8. In the West, Utah has a 4 game lead, the Lakers 3, and don’t even get me started on the Southwest. New Orleans is a half game away from being in a three-way tie with Houston and San Antonio for the lead of that ridiculous division. And Dallas trails the lead by only two and a half games. And mind you, these are all teams with records of .683 or better.

8. Speaking of winning teams, there isn’t a division in the East that has more than two of them. Each division in the West has at least three.

There, that should be good. Just remember who gave you the good word …

Lysol

P.S. Look for the first edition of Lysol’s Danger Rankings!  Coming this Sunday once all the games of the day are finished …

12
Mar
08

Around the rim

Hoops

Photo: (AFP/Getty Images/Jay Directo)

One of the reasons I don’t buy the Utah Jazz is that they’re wretched on the road (14-19), and they lived up to their record by losing to the Bulls last night. Over on BlogaBull, a commenter sums up the game nicely.

Last night we were killing the Jazz in transition in the first half. They can run, yet prefer the half court set on offense, but they don’t defend the transition very well. Okur is slow. Boozer isn’t a solid defender so he fouls to stop breaks. There bench really drops off in transition defense. Kirilenko and Brewer are the only guys that can really defend the transition on a consistent basis.

Of course, you can’t even exploit the transition without solid defense. Defense is crucial, but the scouting on the Jazz is wear them out after getting defensive stops so they are too tired to effectively employ their offensive transition. Wearing them out will force them to fall in love with the half court set. The more half court sets they run the greater the rate of turnovers.

Sports by Brooks says Steve Nash doesn’t really care if wins an NBA title. I really hate it when athletes say that. On one level, you understand that some players just want to have fun and CTC. But god damned it, don’t tell me that. Lie to me Nash, lie to me.

The Celtics blog shows Paul Pierce some love, and Garnett says P-squared is the MVP.

The Sonics aren’t getting much state love to keep them in Seattle.

My folks live near Houston, and they’re saying there’s a palpable buzz about these Rockets as the chase their 20th consecutive win. It’s really amazing to have a team run by Skip to my Lou blazing through the league. Say what you will about the weak schedule, it still takes some heart to win every night. Of course, Lysol still has them dropping in the first round.

It looks like Andrew Bynum is making some positive steps towards returning, thanks to an “anti-gravity” treadmill. If you’re curious, you can pick one of those up here.

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- Marin

12
Mar
08

Western Conference 1st round …

(1) Lakers vs. (8) Suns: The Mamba licks his lips as he realizes that he won’t even have to personally embarrass Shaq in this series. All he has to do is sit back and watch Bynum draw a foul on O’Neal every minute he’s in the game. That being said, this series won’t be easy. Look for Raja Bell to cry like a baby as Kobe breaks Jordan’s single game scoring record in game 4 after the Suns sneak by the Show in game 3. That breaks the camel’s back, and Shaq mumbles indecipherable inanities as he slowly retreats into the sunset. Lakers in 5.

(2) Spurs vs. (7) Mavericks: These teams are too familiar with each other to come to a sweep, right? Wrong. Avery Johnson gets his deer-in-the-headlights look as all three of the Spurs top guys drop 30 points in the first game. Parker lets more tongue-in-cheek insults about the Kidd trade after this one is out of reach. The only real question is who will get their ankles broken first: Kidd by Parker, or Stackhouse by Ginobili? Repeat after me: you don’t get better by getting older. Trust me, I watched the Payton and Malone-infused Lakers stumble, and if they couldn’t do it, neither can these cats. Sweep! Spurs in 4.

(3) Hornets vs. (6) Warriors: For my money, the best game of the first round. Chris Paul and Baron Davis remind us all that this is a point guard’s league now that they changed the illegal defense rule and eliminated hand-checking on the perimeter. Neither team can pull off more than two wins in a row, so this instant classic goes to 7. But Golden State goes cold at the worst time, and Chris Paul earns his first-team All NBA defensive honors by shutting down Monta Ellis when it counts. Hornets in 7.

(4) Jazz vs. (5) Rockets: Did I say the last series was going to be the most exciting? Well, yes, and I stand by it, but here’s why: I have Houston slumping into the playoffs. No way they’re going to keep up this streak, what goes up must come down. Only six of their current winning streak occurred on the road, and they have to finish with 7 out of 10 on the road. Slippage. Infighting. Did I mention I have Dikembe going out with an injury? Oh yeah: I have Dikembe going down with an injury. So give me your Scola and Landry all you want, this team will be a far cry from a title contender by the time they hit the playoffs. They take out Utah in game 2 off of a ridiculous game from McGrady, and start the series 3-1. Wait a minute, you say. I’ve heard this one before. McGrady up 3-1 in the first round of the playoffs. Surely, Lysol, you ain’t suggestin’ that he fucks it up again? I’m afraid that’s precisely what I’m suggestin’. Only this time, McGrady doesn’t jinx himself on TNT in an interview beforehand. Jazz in 7.

-Lysol

P.S.  stay tuned for my analysis of the NBA.com Dance Team Bracket.  My money is on the Honey Bees.

12
Mar
08

Eastern Conference first round …

(1) Celtics vs. (8) Hawks:  Sweep. Get the brooms ready. Celtics in 4.

(2) Pistons vs. (7) Wizards:   If Gilbert can show up healthy, he can pass his audition for his next team by dropping an average of 40 a game on the Pistons. That being said, this one is a broom series as well. Pistons have to keep pace with the Celtics so they don’t get a chance to rest Garnett and his abdominal strain. Pistons in 4.

(3) Magic vs. (6) 76ers:  While Chris may believe this is a quick series, he’s underestimating Dalembert. If this was several years ago I would throw in a French joke, but those goddamn frogs have proven they can hang better than any other European country in the NBA. Andre Miller, the second-best point guard in the Eastern playoffs, will be laughing when they snake the first game in the series and put Orlando on the defensive. But AI 2008 won’t be able to keep them afloat the way the old AI could, and Hedo uses up his luck with a great series. Magic in 6.

(4) Cavs vs. (5) Raptors:   Now I’ll be the first to admit it, I didn’t buy the Cavs trade. They gave up defense for offense, got older, and lost most of their guard rotation. Somehow, Damon “Last of the Mohicans” Jones doesn’t inspire confidence at the 2. Maybe it’s the fact that he has more suits than points so far this year. But Bosh is gimpy, and even then this team seems to be cursed by injuries. Every game is a struggle, but LeBron’s 4th quarter heroics get it done. Cavs in 5.

-Lysol

12
Mar
08

Lysol’s final standings

Without further ado, the East …

1. Boston Celtics (66-16)

2. Detroit Pistons (62-20)

3. Orlando Magic (53-29)

4. Cleveland Cavaliers (50-32)

5. Toronto Raptors (45-37)

6. Philadelphia 76ers (40-42)

7. Washington Wizards (39-43)

8. Atlanta Hawks (37-47)

I have the Bulls finishing one game out, and the Bobcats and Nets two games out. Better luck next year!
And the West …

1. Los Angeles Lakers (60-22)

2. San Antonio Spurs (59-23)

3. New Orleans Hornets (58-24)

4. Utah Jazz (55-27)

5. Houston Rockets (54-28)

6. Golden State Warriors (53-29)

7. Dallas Mavericks (52-30)

8. Phoenix Suns (52-30)

I have Denver tied with both the Mavericks and Suns, but losing out on tiebreakers. Ooh, soooooo clooooose …

Stay tuned for first round matchups!

11
Mar
08

Who wants to imitate Mutombo?

Via Odenized

Deke’s a great guy, besides raising millions of dollars for his native Congo, and being at the State of the Union address, the best story will always be

I think he was a sophomore at the time, meaning he was probably around 28) was beloved by his fellow classmates at G’Town, known to be a very social and friendly guy. He was also an inexperienced drinker and supposedly got BOMBED whenever he went out and partied, which was very seldom. One night, Deke rolled to some club in Maryland with some friends, absolutely belligerent and dressed like a fool, and upon making his presence felt, hollered out, “WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTUMBO?! WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTUMBO?!” The entire bar went silent for a few brief seconds before erupting into laughter. How can you not LOVE this guy?!

via The Sports Source

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-Marin

11
Mar
08

Shaq in a Honda

A guy over at Honda-tech.com has a great story of meeting Shaq and only getting to take a picture if he gave BIG a ride in his tiny Honda. Small car or not, d-bag extraordinaire Chris still thinks Shaq’s done.

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Photo credit: Honda-tech.com

- Marin

11
Mar
08

4 NBA players I don’t want to play poker with

If you missed it, there was a great piece out of the Sun-Sentinel about NBA players and high-stakes poker.
“I’ve heard guys who have lost $30,000 on an hour plane trip,” Charlotte guard Derek Anderson, the former Heat reserve, says. “It’s amazing — $30,000 in an hour.

“You leave Chicago, you have $30,000. You arrive in Detroit, you don’t.”

It got me thinking, who are five players that I absolutely would not want to play high-stakes poker with.

Kevin Garnett

He’s renowned for his intensity, but that very intensity would freak me out at the table. Could you imagine crazy-eyes Garnett staring at you while you’re trying to bluff?

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Of course, he’d prolly wear sunglasses.

But I have a sneaking suspicion that wouldn’t be enough to contain the intenseness.

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Tim Duncan

It’s a bit on the nose, but the perpetually poker-faced player would be hell to see across the table. It would be awful because he’d give you the same reaction every time. It would be impossible to read Duncan.

“I raise you $5 thousand.”

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“Full House. What you got?”

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“Tony Parker raped your mom and now she has syphilis.”

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Stephen Jackson

One of the things my grandpappy told me was never play cards with a man who has tats of praying hands holding a gun. Plus, we all know that he’s the type of guy who likes to fight.

Trying to find video of the brawl, but the video’s mysteriously no longer available. Hmm? Maybe David Stern doesn’t think it’s a good idea to see three of his players giving fans knuckle-sammiches.
Jax baby

Kwame Brown

The game would never get going because the cards would bounce off his hands out of bounds.

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- Marin




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